tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12395921450393753802024-03-13T08:50:44.200+08:00matcham-matchambujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.comBlogger460125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-8327912913949040702015-06-29T12:56:00.000+08:002015-06-29T12:56:03.259+08:00Puasa 12.Pergi pasar hendak cari air kelapa dan tembikai,<br />
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Bawa pulang air kelapa dan tembikai.<br />
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Masuk pasaraya bawa RM400 untuk baju raya,<br />
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Keluar pasaraya dengan baki 15 sen.<br />
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Mula puasa 105kg,<br />
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Tengah puasa 105kg.<br />
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Okay,<br />
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Yang itu saya gagal.<br />
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Pokoknya,<br />
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Kawal nafsu.<br />
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Sebaik mungkin.<br />
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Burrpp. *sendawa sahur.bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-40104077605192751692015-04-21T14:45:00.000+08:002015-04-22T08:35:23.631+08:00Datuk.Sayang anak,<br />
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Tangan-tangankan.<br />
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Sayang cucu,<br />
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Cara Haji Salim menzahirkan sayang kepada cucu.<br />
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Makanan ringan tidak bagus untuk anak-anak,<br />
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Dalam masa yang sama tidaklah saya berani tegur Haji Salim punya sayang.<br />
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Menantunya sorok-sorok makan kudapan anak sebelah peti sejuk.<br />
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burrpp~~~<br />
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Demi anak.<br />
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<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-15958349404774855532015-04-20T15:25:00.000+08:002015-04-20T15:25:22.795+08:00macam hendak.selak-selak blog,<br />
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kemudian saya merindu.<br />
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zaman gemilang (lah sangat),<br />
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zaman kawan ramai bertandang.<br />
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azam dan istiqomah cuma menjeling dari jauh,<br />
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sambil jelir lidah.<br />
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saya gelak,<br />
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mereka pun gelak.<br />
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heh~bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-5596865144376476132014-07-01T08:10:00.001+08:002014-07-01T08:10:18.291+08:00puasa tiga.pertama kali dalam sejarah,<br />
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nafsu makan terkekang.<br />
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sahur ala kadar,<br />
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berbuka ala kadar.<br />
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kalau awak tengok makanan saya pada waktu itu,<br />
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awak akan bersangka saya sudah berbuka waktu tenghari dan sudah makan kenyang-kenyang.<br />
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kemudian saya pijak timbang.<br />
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"sama je pun.."<br />
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bisik penimbang kepada saya.<br />
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ceh.bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-8520093649262314022014-05-12T09:49:00.000+08:002014-05-12T09:49:15.288+08:00Emak saya.Saya terima sepucuk surat panggil kerja dari universiti paling ramai pelajar di Malaysia.Dekat belakang sampul termaktub satu nota kecil dengan salah satu perkataannya adalah “naib canselor”.<br />
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Kemudian mak hebah dekat saudara cakap saya dapat panggilan temuduga jawatan naib canselor.keh keh.<br />
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Lepas terkenang saya murung.pandang kiri dan pandang kanan.ibu kandung arwah,ibu mertua arwah.pandang depan saya lalu senyum. nampak mama aiai.<br />
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Selamat hari ibu.untuk semua.bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-30751866590234874352014-04-02T09:57:00.002+08:002014-04-02T09:57:48.361+08:00untuk bini abang.(dan juga bini semua orang)Sayang,<br />
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hantar aku ke pintu pagar,<br />
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rai kepergianku ke tempat kerja.<br />
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kucup pipiku,<br />
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salam tanganku,<br />
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senyum bibirmu,<br />
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rangkul pinggangku,<br />
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ramas punggungku,<br />
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ramas punggungku,<br />
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ramas punggungku.<br />
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siapkan aku,<br />
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pastikan aku.<br />
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2 April 2014.<br />
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lupa bawak dompet.<br />
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keh keh~bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-66784628246084054222014-03-20T09:13:00.000+08:002014-03-20T09:13:19.322+08:00makan malam dua alam. Selesai makan malam dekat lorong paling kelam dalam Klang.Salam kawan tanda berpisah kemudian saya jalan menuju kereta.Saya ditahan segerombolan pondan.Pondan cuit lengan saya ajak mengawan."abang... nak bang?" pegawai khidmat pelanggan selalunya sopan."takpe..saya dah ada dah.." Pondan gelak besar."saya dah ada dah..ada apanya bang?" Saya pegang celah kangkang saya tunjuk kepada pondan kemudian saya ulang "takpe..saya dah ada dah.."<br />
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Pondan marah suara terus garau.<br />
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heh~bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-81207743554596379232014-03-12T09:48:00.000+08:002014-03-12T09:48:02.988+08:00peduli.bukan saya tidak ambil kisah,<br />
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cuma kisah saya,<br />
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saya simpan diam-diam dalam kocek.<br />
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awak nak tunjuk kisah awak,<br />
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awak nak jaja kisah awak,<br />
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silakanlah,<br />
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tapi saya punya kisah,<br />
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awak tak payah kisahkan.<br />
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#prayforMH370<br />
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<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-75778726215286058782014-03-04T10:20:00.001+08:002014-03-04T10:20:28.038+08:00bulan 3.hari lahir puteri,<br />
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hari lahir isteri,<br />
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dalam saku tiada baki.<br />
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*mengeluh.bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-59797282797460813592013-12-17T09:41:00.001+08:002013-12-17T09:41:58.725+08:00wordless wednesday in advance.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i><b>#iheartmygunting #thatmuch</b></i></div>
<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-90578086687220382422013-10-16T08:52:00.000+08:002013-10-16T08:52:03.607+08:00saya sudah berpunya.kucing,<br />
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menggunakan air kencing sebagai tanda kawasan jajahan.<br />
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orang rumah,<br />
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guna kasut anak.<br />
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keh keh~<br />
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mama aiai cakap jangan alih.<br />
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<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-28542356476948406592013-10-07T08:10:00.001+08:002013-10-07T08:10:15.846+08:00rebel.sesetengah dari kamu (termasuk saya),<br />
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membuat perkara mengikut peraturan yang tidak wujud.<br />
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contoh universal :<br />
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-air mineral cawan.kebanyakan dari kamu akan cucuk penyedut minuman dibahagian tengah.<br />
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salah kah?<br />
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tidak salah.<br />
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sekali sekala lari dari kebiasaan,<br />
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itu pun tidak salah.<br />
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keh keh~</div>
<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-87488425495962282642013-10-03T08:02:00.000+08:002013-10-03T08:02:28.849+08:00hikayat salju kekanda : pengakhiran tragis?dulu,<br />
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jarak antara saya dengan berat badan ideal tak jauh,<br />
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dekat sangat.<br />
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kemudian saya jadi malas.<br />
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motivasi pun hilang.<br />
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motivasi,<br />
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dekat mana ada jual murah-murah?<br />
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#kisahbenar.<br />
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*kalau kamu tutup bahagian dagu berlapis dekat gambar terakhir kamu akan nampak kelibat Aaron Aziz.#taktipu.</div>
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keh keh~</div>
<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-1120203460754727802013-10-02T09:06:00.000+08:002013-10-02T09:06:30.451+08:00log in."lama da kerja?"<br />
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"5 tahun lebih.."<br />
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saya jawab tunjuk 5 jari.<br />
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"tak boring ke buat kerja yang sama?"<br />
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"langsung tak."<br />
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saya dapat kerja yang saya suka.<br />
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saya bertuah.<br />
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<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-83330876943811381512013-08-06T08:49:00.001+08:002013-08-06T08:49:10.742+08:00gambar-gambaran edisi raya.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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kan?</div>
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*masa servis kereta minta kamu jangan lupa periksa angin tayar ganti.orang selalu lupa itu.</div>
<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-7728047823518854532013-07-03T10:21:00.001+08:002013-07-03T10:21:29.777+08:00eksploitasi imaginasiAnak-anak saya punya bakul mainan cuma satu.<br />
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isinya cuma setengah.<br />
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Dan dari setengah itu,<br />
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cuma setengah yang layak bergelar mainan.<br />
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Selebihnya cuma "bendayangbukanbukan"<br />
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untuk merangsang otak kanan Ainul dan Aisyah,<br />
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saya minimumkan sumber sedia ada.<br />
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Saya mahu mereka lebih kreatif dan berfikir luar kotak ketika bermain.<br />
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eksploitasi imaginasi.<br />
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bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-26625421092402123272013-06-25T08:35:00.001+08:002013-06-25T08:35:06.031+08:00hidup mesti terus.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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bulu hidung lebat.</div>
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penapis habuk semulajadi.</div>
<br />bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-47443251017400601542013-06-05T08:35:00.003+08:002013-06-05T09:07:27.647+08:00oh anak.ainul masuk bilik.<br />
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muka kenyang rambut serabai.<br />
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baring atas lengan saya.<br />
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"kakak makan apa kat bawah tadi?"<br />
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"kakak makan burit kuning"<br />
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"ha?"<br />
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"burit kuning"<br />
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"??????????"<br />
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anak abang makan bread pudding.BREAD PUDDING!! <br />
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mama aiai wakil ainul jawab kemusykilan saya.<br />
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2 tahun 10 bulan 14 hari.</div>
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tanya 1 jawab 10.</div>
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<a href="http://pengembaraankameratelefonbimbit.blogspot.com/2013/06/burung-kami.html"><b><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">rumah satu lagi.</span></b></a></div>
bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-60236811811287360822013-05-17T09:24:00.001+08:002013-05-17T09:24:51.566+08:00hai,jom,<br />
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datang rumah saya satu lagi?<br />
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<a href="http://pengembaraankameratelefonbimbit.blogspot.com/">blog bujalyangsatulagi.</a>bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-23274383854094476182013-04-03T10:58:00.001+08:002013-04-03T10:59:57.317+08:00mahar.kawan angkat telefon bimbit,<br />
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kawan letak telefon bimbit,<br />
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kawan pandang saya,<br />
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kawan mengeluh.<br />
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"tunang aku kawin dia nak hantaran iphone 5 sebijik.."<br />
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kawan garu kepala,<br />
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saya gelak sahaja.<br />
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dulu arwah mak tanya,<br />
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"nak bagi hantaran apa bini kau ni?"<br />
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"ikut suka mak lah"<br />
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sampai sekarang saya gelak tiap kali tengok gambar hantaran saya dekat mama aiai~bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-49393951700605831952013-03-26T09:14:00.003+08:002013-03-26T09:14:35.306+08:00blog begin at forty tambah empat.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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terus rasa bersemangat mahu berkecimpung dengan dunia blog semula.<br />
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tapi itulah,<br />
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saya dengan tahi ayam amat sinonim.<br />
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.<br />
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*selamat hari lahir <a href="http://www.blogbeginsatforty.com/2013/03/march-25-2013.html">uncle.</a><br />
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**kepada yang sudi hendak berkawan,sila taip nama yang terpapar dalam kotak carian laman sesawang facebook anda.aum.bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-75057377823218327192013-01-14T08:28:00.001+08:002013-01-14T08:28:06.111+08:00gambar-gambaran : sandarkan pada kenangan.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Gayung pun ada sijil lahir.</div>
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ISO : 9002</div>
bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-23083236733094150032013-01-11T08:57:00.002+08:002013-01-11T08:57:28.806+08:00menyelusuri Persiaran Raja Muda Musa : Muhasabah di bawah bayu.<br />
"hamboi!!!!! cantek kau !!!~~~"<br />
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marah betul saya.<br />
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kereta depan brek mengejut.<br />
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dia buat begitu tidaklah saya baran sangat,<br />
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tapi lampu brek dia tidak hidup.<br />
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sikit lagi saya hendak celaka.<br />
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saya sambung marah-marah.<br />
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masa melepasi kereta dia saya jeling.<br />
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kamu tahu kan kalau saya besarkan mata rupa saya nampak bahaya?<br />
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tapi yang bawa kereta itu mukanya tidak takut pun.<br />
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habis marah saya insaf.<br />
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saya buruk burukkan orang,<br />
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tapi buruk saya sendiri saya tidak ingat dan tidak sedar.<br />
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sampai rumah saya periksa lampu brek saya.<br />
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sebelah saja yang hidup.<br />
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"lampu brek" kamu sudah periksa?<br />
bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-85271784999948262432013-01-09T09:11:00.000+08:002013-01-09T09:11:49.181+08:00cerita kategori terbuka : simpan.johari (nama sebenar) adalah seorang kawan.<br />
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kawan yang baik tetapi berkira sangat.<br />
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orang melayu lama panggil tangkai jering (cuba tanya anak kamu, dia kenal jering?)<br />
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dia akan pesan mi goreng mamak dengan teh o ais.<br />
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limau dari mi goreng mamak dia perah ke dalam teh o ais.<br />
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jadi teh o ais limau.<br />
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"jimat 30 sen aku"<br />
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johari berkata.<br />
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kalau dia mahu makan burger spesial,<br />
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dia bawa telur sendiri dari rumah.<br />
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"jimat 70 sen aku"<br />
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johari berkata lagi.<br />
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tidaklah saya jengkel tapi pernah lah saya berkata :<br />
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"you're cheapskate mr.johari."<br />
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"nope,the words you're looking for are FULLY and UTILIZE"<br />
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dalam keterpaksaan saya mengangguk.<br />
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memanfaatkan sumber sedia ada.<br />
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itu bukan kedekut.<br />
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itu bijak namanya.<br />
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mahu makan roti telur tapi saya beli roti kosong.<br />
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sampai rumah saya tampal dengan telur saya sendiri.(kamu baca lalu kamu tergelak sedikit)<br />
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"jimat 80 sen aku"<br />
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.bujal Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11938664568403236989noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1239592145039375380.post-65944160363042000642013-01-07T08:29:00.001+08:002013-01-07T08:29:24.243+08:00cerita kekeluargaan : anak yang jujur.Adik menangis,<br />
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Kakak datang dekat abah muka cuak.<br />
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"kakak tertendang adik.kakak sori.."<br />
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Abah mengeluh.<br />
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"kakak tendang macamana?"<br />
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"macamni.."<br />
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DUSYUM!!(efek bunyi kakak tendang adik)<br />
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Adik tambah meraung.<br />
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Abah nya pun bangang.<br />
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Pergi tanya siapa suruh?<br />
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aisyah irdina</div>
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9 bulan 21 hari.</div>
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Belum ada gigi.</div>
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